Monday, July 6, 2009

I woke up in the middle of the night to horribly unbearable itchy feet. Thinking I had contracted a foot fungus or something just as evil that made my feet feel like they were being eaten by fire ants I look around my cabinets to see what was available to soothe them. I ended up smearing vagisil all over my feet. It worked.

WHY AM I STILL SINGLE?

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