why am i still single?

This one time after too many drinks i brought this guy back to my place. We started going at it then i noticed something plastic around his ear. After awkwardly staring at it he explains hes half deaf. Mid-romp i start whispering not so sweet nothings into his ear... he had to blurt out "huh?" and then asked me to say it all again in his good ear.

WHY AM I STILL SINGLE?